Spencer Pratt’s best campaign ad yet

 by Andrea Widburg

Spencer Pratt and his allies have been releasing campaign ads that may change forever how political advertising is done in America. Gone are the earnest, boring platitudes and documentary-style voice-overs about how bad the opponents are. Instead, he has vibrant ads that vividly and imaginatively impress on Los Angeles residents how bad things are now and how good they could be if he were the mayor. Today, I saw what may be the best Spencer Pratt ad yet, though I admit I might be just a little bit biased.

This is my bias, because AI-generated versions of his brethren feature prominently in the ad:

His name is Max. He’s a 14-15-year-old mostly chihuahua mix with asthma, diabetes, and a simmering pancreatitis that comes alive when he’s stressed. I adore him.

Max is why I, along with animal lovers across America, was deeply disturbed to learn that the homeless in Los Angeles don’t just have dogs as companions or for protection. Instead, they use them as drug testers, which often results in the animals experiencing agonizing deaths, and they straight-out torture them through starvation and truly medieval abuse. As Victoria Taft wrote last month:

L.A. “homeless” drug zombies are giving their dogs Josef Mengele-type treatment on the streets. We’re discovering that they use their once-perfectly healthy pups to test if there’s too much fentanyl in their drug supply. If the dog dies, oh well. This is in addition to dogs being left for hours in the sun as their owners sleep it off.

KTLA reports independent animal activists from a group called Starts With One Today reported that they “helped a dog with severe injuries to one eye and a leg.” The leg was so badly injured that it later had to be amputated. “The man caring for that dog was seen trying to dissect the leg with tweezers,” volunteer Joey Tuccio said. Good gawd.

 

Some dogs are left for dead. One homeless woman had eleven dogs and a cat crammed into four cages. Why does a homeless woman need eleven dogs? In a cage? Do kittens baking in the sun bring anyone joy? One of the homeless woman’s dogs had his mouth “tied shut” so he wouldn’t bark. Another homeless zombie glued his dog’s eyes and “privates” shut.

 

One of the hallmarks of a humane society is that it not only treats people well but also treats animals well. Indeed, this Western humanity is as old as the Bible. One of the Noahide laws mandates that one cannot eat flesh torn from a living animal, a form of torture prevalent throughout the ancient pagan world, when refrigeration was unavailable. The animal’s tortured, living body becomes an ancient refrigerator for preserving food.

Kosher slaughter, too, was a standout against animal torture in the pagan world. It mandates using a technique that kills the animal as quickly and painlessly as possible. This was in stark contrast to a world where animals slowly had their entrails withdrawn from their still-living bodies so that the priests could “read” them before finally killing the animal for its meat.

The homeless in Los Angeles, with their drugs, drink, mental illness, and sheer amorality, have lapsed into a premodern, Stone Age mindset, and animals are the front line for their sadism.

But not if Spencer Pratt is elected. As this utterly delightful, new, Max-approved campaign video from Latinos Por Pratt explains, one of the things Spencer Pratt will do to clean up Los Angeles is protect dogs from this abuse.

(Spencer salva los Perritos means “Spencer saves the little dogs.”)

The video works at every level: catchy music, an important message, and great visuals. And, as the happy past owner of two corgis (my first was one of the first in San Francisco a long, long time ago), I did enjoy the dapper corgi leading the dance.

I don’t know whether the ad came from the Pratt campaign or was only inspired by it, but it aligns perfectly with the campaign vibe. It’s also clear that these are promises that can be kept.

Unlike leftists who promise to remake humankind, if only they can get their hands on enough money, Spencer Pratt is promising a return to the nice, well-functioning cities we older folk remember from before the leftists took over. We’ve seen it before, and there’s no reason to believe that he can’t do it again.

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